Have you ever wondered why you keep spending night after night with pizza and whatever on TV? You think life is no better than that. True enough. But have you ever thought about what the night might have been like if you were with someone special, who cooked a sumptuous dinner and watched these movies with you? And now you realize that life is better than eating sloppy pizza and feeling sorry for yourself.

So, here are 6 cheesy flower-inspired pick up lines to help you land a date. Try not to get tongue-tied!

If you were a flower, I would choose you.

This is a pick up line that shows that you think she is the best among her friends. She will help boost her confidence and will definitely give you a chance if it makes her smile. But be careful! She can be secure and confident in herself and she doesn’t need to be reminded of how awesome she is. Save yourself by saying that you were expressing her thoughts.

If you hold 9 roses in front of a mirror, you will see 10 of the most beautiful things in the world.

She can find this sweet or call her bluff to get a score from her. However, this sweet line may charm her into getting that number. What’s wrong with trying, right?

If I had a garden I would join our two lips (tulips).

Did I just hear a slap? You may find this phrase bordering on rude. A funny pick up line should be treated for what it is, a joke. You should say it nicely just with the intention of making her laugh. This may be the funniest thing you heard all day.

If a flower grew every time I thought of you, I would have a field of them.

It’s creepy how much you think about her. This can go both ways, she thinks it’s disturbing or flattering. If she thinks the former, you may have missed your chance. If it’s the latter, go for it!

Are you a eucalyptus? Because you have achieved my koalafications.

It’s a perfect transition to inviting her to a spa weekend. You can both have fun in this elaborate pick up line turned romantic date.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the moment I saw you I knew it was you.

This is as sweet as pickup lines can get. It may sound like a bad case of a poorly thought out wedding vow. But, for a guy who is looking for his partner, the person could be in front of you smiling at that statement.

After reading (and laughing) through these super sleazy one-liners, you’ll realize (I hope) that being yourself (even if it’s a cliché) is the best topic of conversation. Don’t be afraid to compliment her, say hello, or even smile. She can see sincerity even from afar.

Leave a comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *